Day 127 - 13th November 2010

Today's is another 'hatke' post. Jayati Somani is the latest victim of Mallu's tactics on the basketball court and as luck would have it she is the guest writer for today :-D.Steve Waugh was the proponent of mental disintegration but Mallu is the beacon of physical disintegration, he doesn't sledge because he is a sledgehammer :D Jokes apart, in the poor guy's defence all the instances Jayati mentions below were unintentional, nonetheless they provide us one more reason to pull Mallu's leg who at the end of the day takes it like a sport :-)

Chronicles of a Marauder

We all know and have heard of the ‘Mallu’ on Siddharth’s blog before. Yes, he’s the dude with

no hair, a crazy hyena laugh (which has the ability to hound you till the end of time), has different notions about life (Well, yes he does belong to a different era) and what can I say? He’s a little different.

However, what people don’t know about him is that he is also known as the Malyali Marauder.And with good reason.Any girl in and around MICA campus who has felt a searing pain through any part of her body which has left her incapacitated for a minimum of 24 hours has definitely had some sort of a contact with the Marauder( let’s call him MM from now on, shall we?). He is the one to give girls black eyes, broken toes and dislocated jaws. It would be safe to say that many a girl has had a sleepless night because of MM(and not just because of his crazy loud laugh).

Speculation is rife about why or how it so happens that it is always MM who ends up punching any sort of female presence around him. Some say he was once slapped by an older sister and he sees her in every girl’s face. Some say he sees the face of an old flame. Some say he’s plain chauvinistic and wants to wipe out the entire XX chromosome population of the face of the earth. This insane mad doctor mission of obliterating women altogether is obviously accompanied by his repeated attempts to perfect the art of asexual reproduction after which he apparently plans to take over the world- state by state (Kerala comes first obviously!).

Grapevine also has it that he maintains an album of all his victims and crosses out their faces as and when his attack and eventual ambush is complete (evil smile intact while he’s doing so).

It won’t be very long before the police put out a reward on his capture.

Meanwhile- girls- Beware! Hunt him down before he does you.

Get him.

Dead or Alive.